Loot

You won't have to brave the vicious Trolls in Zul'Aman to tame one of these rare creatures.

First came the pet. Now take a trip on the mount. It's Hippogryph-- the ride! Jump in the hot seat and fly the blazing skies on the Blazing Hippogryph.

Don't let your world limit your perspective. Bloat was born a fish, yet he can now live on land. If you can dream it, it can come true just like it did for this little puffer fish.

You'll glitter, but in that manly way all those buff vampires on TV glitter. Strike a pose and flex for all your admirers with the Epic Purple Shirt! 

Felwood wildlife has a lot to worry about! Demonic invasions, goblin strip-mining, fel energy that makes anything it touches instantly look about twice as cool...

Return home like it's your first time visiting Azeroth. 

Ask yourself one thing: "What would Illidan do?"

Dance, puppets, dance! You may not be able to purchase a leisure suit in-game, but you can boogie down to the Disco Ball! Bow-chica-wow-wow.

You've killed the Lich King. Illidan fell to your blade. C'Thun can't touch you anymore. Now you ride off into the sunset-- on a giant chicken. 

It's kinda like Frostmourne in the soul-sucking department. "I got your soul! I got your soul!" Trade your mob kills for exclusive armor, potions, and other gear from your pet Ethereal Plunderer.

The Burning Legion gives "eye in the sky" a new meaning.

Fel corruption sometimes leads to awesome companions.

When your mind becomes filled with arcane doubts, just take a look in a floating spellbook!

Bonk! Living in a world in constant peril is tough. Why not nerf your weapons and make a little fun out of fighting with the Foam Sword Rack?

You no loot copper!

After years of promises, green fire at your command. It's a Warlock's dream come true! Just make sure you're blazing your own path. You don't really want to end up like the betrayer.

Will I get the item I want? Will that nasty Rogue in our raid try to steal it?!? Should I "plug pull" on this party and get out of here? Is there really a cow level? This imp tells all.

Charge into the battles of Warsong Gulch and more on this ghastly horse!

Introduce your guildmates to the finest in Goblin cuisine. Burp!! (Cryptozoic not responsible for any character's illness, poisoning, or indigestion. This is practically goblin rocket fuel for your belly).

One day of catching no fish is still better than any day working. Call in sick and lounge about in your favorite chair. Boat, brews, and buddies not included. BYOB.

Roast your marshmallows on this purple fire and a pile of skulls. Nothing could be more terrifying than this campfire-- except for your cooking that comes off this flame. Zing!

Have you ever gone into the jungle and thought about adopting a monkey as your pet? Here's your chance. This pet is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Bananas!

Discovering electricity with this kite would be far more impressive if Shamans weren't able to fling lightning bolts at people with a flick or their wrists. Still, it is a flying Onyxia!

You've already hit Landro Longshot up for all the Loot cards you can handle. You're on a first-name basis with him. Why not show your true colors? Don the epic Tabard of Flame! 

It's like rolling the dice, except you can't lose. Every code is a winner. You could get some biscuits, a rocket, or the much-coveted Spectral Tiger. Good luck!

Once the mighty end boss of Naxxramas, this mini Kel'Thuzad is a pocket-sized pet for your World of Warcraft™ character. He'll follow you around Azeroth, but in the haunting way you'd expect from a lich.

You won't have to worry about heartbreak. This little guy will never leave your side. It's a reskin of the Lil XT pet with exclusive colors from the World of Warcraft TCG!

Ogre mages need TWO heads to contain all that brain. And about three or four humans worth of body to contain everything else.

You're probably asking what 'mottled' means. Well, here you go: Mottled --  Verb: Mark with spots or smears of color. - Merriam Webster Dictionary 

Awwwwwwwwwwww! Little kittens! Give this code a little cat scratch and adopt a Nightsaber Cub today!

Player-vs-player victory dances are a long-held tradition in competitive play. You used to /spit on them-- and now you can plant your flag like a tombstone and let everyone know who ate dirt.

Who am I supposed to target? Oh! Paint the town-- and your opponents-- green. Only death (or a nice shower) will remove the stank of being bombed.

Are These Things Juiced? A performance-enhancing substance for your pet!

Death from above! Swarm your opponent with your superior air force! This isn't school. You don't have to worry about getting rapped on the hands for crafting your own private fleet.

It's for the hippie in you. It's flower power for those who walk the walk when repping the Cenarius collective. Leave each place a little more cheerful, wherever you go.

The cause or answer to your seasonal affective disorder. Are you a ray of sunshine? Do you have a storm cloud following you? Let people know exactly how you feel with Goblin technology!

With this, the Disco Ball, Party G.R.E.N.A.D.E, Paint Bombs, and Foam Sword Rack, you're just a Goblin Gumbo away from starting your own Azeroth rave.

This isn't a "Draenei have computers" level of technology, but it is pretty advanced. Finding yourself stuck with no way out? Bubble-hearth like no Paladin has bubble-hearthed before!

It's perfect weather for a picnic! Put down your blanket, prop up your parasol, and snack on your grilled picnic treat. Relax in the sunshine and take a break from the dungeon grind.

It's a bird, it's a rocket, it's your Robotic Homing Chicken! Able to leap heights in a single bound-- and then crash. But don't worry: we can rebuild him-- we have the technology.

The haters are just jealous. They don't understand that you have to roll slow if you want to be seen, be noticed. Get the Night Elf. Get the Blood Elf. Let them know who you are.

Bring the memories of Zul'farrak's scarab room with you, wherever you go!

Unlike those horrific stalwarts of playgrounds long ago, you won't catch a limb in its spring, nor will you catch tetanus. How did parents ever let their children near those things?!

Think of Azeroth as your own Jurassic Park as you hunt and run down opponents on your own giant raptor. They aren't just for Trolls anymore!

It's like a Disco Ball, but you can throw it. They will dance, whether they like it or not. Nobody turns you down on the dance floor! Now, if only you could do "the Robot"...

While the most adorable pet you could ever hope to own, this kitten also brings about questions like "Mommy, where do Spectral Kittens come from?"

Every time a Rogue Saps you on your mount and proceeds to Adrenaline Rush all over you, remember that they're just mad that they don't have one of these rides. Haters gonna hate.

Someone smells like a mummy. 

You know you're great. Your guildmates know you're great. Let everybody else know by actually erecting a statue in your own honor. You earned it.

He's au-natural. This bear doesn't need armor. He doesn't need goggles. He doesn't glow with fire, or need any other silly parlor tricks. He's all bear, all the time.

What better way is there to obscure the vision of friend or foe than with a living weapon employed by aquatic ninjas for generations? That's right: the five-pointed Throwing Starfish.

Before you could ride a Blazing Hippogryph across the skies of Azeroth, you could take the Thunderhead Hippogryph under your wing as a pet.

There is humor in the absurd. Sometimes a comedian will wear a cowboy hat that is too large. It's funny because that hat cannot be worn like a regular hat. This mount is funny because its small.

Though you were warned against this when you were young, your character should fly this kite in the rain. Discover electricity and bring it to the walrus people, the Kalu'ak.

While they might be similar in stature and behavior, don't call this grell "impish." 

It's a pony! It's what you've always wanted. While this horse may be tied up to the hitching post, don't feel guilty about borrowing it for a while. It's owner won't mind.

You may have thought blood elves had the monopoly on riding huge flightless birds, but you'd be wrong. This one's not quite as ostentatious as a hawkstrider, mind you.

When you're traversing the desert of Uldum, make sure you're doing it in style. 

Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarge! Count the enemies skewered on your rhino's horn. Take this battle beast into arena and watch your enemies scurry in fear!

Oh, thanks! We needed another test pilot. You'll be trusting your life to goblin engineering... Everything is going to be fine. Don't worry. How do brakes work on a rocket? I guess we'll find out!